Dionysus: ‘97 Xinomavro. Would you like a taste?
Chiron: Why do you torture yourself, Dionysus?
Dionysus: It was one transgression. One. And with a naiad, for the sake of Olympus. How was I to know that Zeus had a thing for her? Or that he could hold a grudge for so long?
Chiron: I think the fact that Zeus is immortal means there’s no limit to how long he can hold a grudge.
Dionysus: The Christians have a guy who can do this trick in reverse. Now, that’s a god.
Can I just say, I could watch a whole movie with just these two?
Fitting, that our very first question is the one that everyone in moonshop has been dieing to know!